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Bernie Sanders has announced that he is going to lead a double life, very similar to Al Gore and Hillary Clinton, except he won't be doing illegal activity. He'll be a politician by day, pro wrestler by night. You read right: a pro wrestler. "I wanted to live a double life." Sanders told us in an interview. "I wanted to add my political views into it as well, which is why I came up with the title 'No pay, no pain'." Sanders has went up against many opponents. "I hope to go into the big league. I want to fight against people like John Cena. I'll promise him to let me when, and I'll give him free food stamps." With a strategy like this, we don't know if there's anyone who can take him out. If you want to fight against Sanders, then you'll have to wait until his public website uploads a schedule for his matches.
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