We found this hard to believe, but over in Brazil, weather reports are showing that a tornado will strike, that has a lot of bigmacs from Mcdonalds. Our scientist, Paul, conducted a small study on how a tornado could pick up a bunch of bigmacs. He believes that it could actually happen, because of the movie Sharknado. This honestly sounds like a movie idea straight out of the syfy channel, but I assure you, it's not. This is deadly serious. Every town in the path of the bigmacnado will taste like ketchup, and will have buns falling from the sky, like Armageddon. Many citizens in Brazil are preparing by running to their closest Mcdonald's and buying all the bigmacs so the tornado can't pick them up, but the matter of the fact is: it won't help. The tornado will just hit another Mcdonald's. For many of you Americans who don't know where Brazil is, we have provided a map, free of charge: