The terrorist group, ISIS, has many sympathizers that donate them money. One of their other ways of getting money is, they have a NASCAR team. "We don't have any experience with driving vehicles, because we only have camels. But we believe we can learn how to drive, if we can create bombs." Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi said. "I'm not having all of my soldiers driving, because we need some of them to care for our goat wives." We asked them who they want to sponser them in the upcoming races. "We want the United States government to sponser us, sense  we have a fellow man somewhere in position of power." When we asked them what that meant, they refused to answer.