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February 1, 2016     Brandon

Ted Cruz stars on MyStrangeAddiction

After Iowa voted for president, Ted Cruz realized that he has to step up his game, or he won't win. He has seen Donald Trumps strategy, and many others. He has combined bits and pieces from each to create his own. He planned to go onto MyStrangeAddiction and tell the world his "strange" addiction. "People need to know the real me, if I'm to gain their vote." Cruz said on the documentary. "My strange addiction started when I was 15 years old." "What is your addiction?" the host asked. "Well, I'm addicted to eating computer parts. I enjoy eating Motherboards, because I feel in control. I don't like eating power supplies, because I occasionally get shocked." "Have you saught medical treatment for this?" "I never really thought about that. I'm just so addicted to it, that I don't want to stop. At least I'm not addicted to eating dry wall, or anything like that."

 

Our sources tell us that Cruz is actually planning on seeking medical help, because eating too much computer components has a negative affect on your body. 

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