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December 6, 2015 Ricky
Tonight, many people have witnessed a strange symbol in the sky. Reports have come in from New York City, also in our city of Anchorage, Alaska. All the years we have been reporting strange phenomenon, this one is weird. We have documented hundreds of eye witness accounts, and no matter the location, they all have two things in common: it was night time when this happened, and it's the same symbol. We have to pictures, sent by MWN fans. So when we don't know something, we do research.
It turns out, that this symbol, is like most symbols, when a hero from those action movies are being summoned. We took a closer look at the symbol, and it looks like a belt. We were confused for a while, so we Googled belts, and we found out, that a cartoon character wears it.
It turns out, that planet Earth is getting two new super heros: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. But if they're in our world, what about Manray, and the Dirty Bubble? With new super heros, comes new super villians. We have told the Alaskian State Troopers of our findings, and they, in return, they gave us some advice on how to survive:
1. If you're ever in need, shine their symbol
2. Look for the insivible boat-mobile
3. Keep a needle, just in case you run into the Dirty Bubble
4. Arm your self with a remote for the Tickle Belt, but don't have a key for it.
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