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Deep Web: Hitmen and bitcoins
November 27, 2015 | Brandon
Many internet users have no idea what the infamous Deep Web is. So you've come to the right place. We will tell you about the Deep Wb
The Deep Web was named by Mike Bergman in 2000. It's the part of the internet that isn't indexed (found) on standard search engines, such as Google, Safari, etc. The Deep Web's currency is called Bitcoin. Bitcoins can be purchased for many things at different locations, such as the Silk Road, which is where people trade in the Deep Web. Many things can be purchased at the Silk Road, such as drugs, weapons, and even hitmen. Most hitmen are expensive, but there's one who is the most expensive hitmen.
We couldn't believe it, but the highest paid hitman is in fact, Homer Simpson, or at least a guy who dresses as Homer. Buyers have to pay this hitman $5 million a week in advance, and $5 million when their target is assassinated. You also will have to purchase his ammo for him, as well as his weapon, and you have to pay his bail bond if he gets captured. We actually have facts to support our claim. When John F. Kennedy was assassinated, back in 1963, many people claimed Lee Harvey Oswald shot him, but that's not the case. A jealous business owner went on the Deep Web, and hired Homer Simpson to kill JFK. Many of you have questions such as,"the internet wasn't around back then." And you're correct, to an extent. The internet wasn't around back then, but the Deep Web was. Others might ask, "If Homer killed him, then how is Homer not dead from old age?" And to that, is why we believe that the hitman is just an average guy, who dresses up as Homer. Our sources tell us that at least five (5) people have dressed up as Homer Simpson, as a costume to hide their true identity.
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