Today, we have witnessed the fall of the final concentration camp, the Third Reich. Here's how it fell. A nazi named Mr. Gutenburg went to the Third Reich to do an inspection of the camp. He was welcomed by the manager, Mr.Buttholecancer. The camp was filled with servants either named Rolf or McHamlier. Upon further investigation, Mr.Gutenburg realized the camp only had one jew, who made money for them by being on the golf team. Buttholecancer showed Gutenburg their "humble" furnace, Big Bertha, who was top of the line twenty years ago.  Later on, Gutenburg went to see the camp's financial records. When asked of the whereabouts of $10 million, Buttholecancer handed him a $10 with the word "million" on it. Confused, Gutenburg demanded to see his superior. The two walked down to the basement, the superior's chambers. They entered the room when his superior, Gorbichob, was stuffing his face on a plate of cocaine. Gutenburg realized that the two had spent $10 million on cocaine, and $10 million more on meth, but they didn't get quite as much out of it. After the inspection was over, Gutenburg gave them a F+, because their camp was a little bit better then the one in Poland. As he left, Gutenburg promised that he'll call his Führer. 

Fall of the Third Reich

June 14, 2015    Brandon

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