Today, a representative of the World Wide Organization of Children with Mustaches, Drew Peacock, came into MinutelyWorldNews HQ to discuss with us this deadly serious matter. "Every 15 seconds, a Child in a third world, second world, and even first world country is diagnosed with a deadly mustache." Peacock said. He took us to a cage, where two diagnosed children were. As we walked into it, we soon realized they bred, which is kind of weird, but we didn't ask questions. As we ran out and locked the gates, Peacock gave us the number to call the Children with Mustaches foundation. One of them broke out of the cage, and bolted out of the building, running into the streets. He still hasn't been found, so if you have any information in regards to his location, please contact either us or Drew Peacock.