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George Bush: Burning Bush
January 3, 2016 Brandon
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In one of our earlier articles, we informed everyone that Al Gore gave up his life of politics, to become a well known mobster. Word spread, and former president, George W Bush, heard this, and thought of it as a calling. Bush openly announced in a press conference, that he will become a super hero, under the alias "Burning Bush", after the burning bush found in the bible, under Exodus 3. During the conference, he was asked will he have a side kick. And he answered, that he had talked with several politicians, but none agreed. He had almost given up on having a side kick, until one person agreed. That person, is no other then Al Sharpton.
(pictured above: Al Sharpton)
If you're a MWN fan, then you'll remember that Al Sharpton is wanted for tax evasion. We believe he agreed, so the government would pardon him for his evasion of taxes, and the plot to assassinate the Queen. Together, the duo are Burning Bush and False Prophet. Together, they will fight crime in big cities, and as well as fighting against ISIS members that have made in to America. George Bush's main goal is to defeat Al Gore in hand-to-hand combat. The two don't have any super power, which is why Bush is seeking funds from the government. Bush and Sharpton will be the modern Batman and Robin, or so they hope. We'll keep our fans updated on the latest news.
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