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The KKK opens several restaurants?

January 29, 2016     Brandon

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Sadly, the KKK has been around for quite some time. They have made many enemies in society, due to their racist attitudes and comments. Many KKK supporters have stopped funding the group. The Grand Wizard decided to open several resturants to help with funds. The group has taken over many mexican resturants, as well as chinese. They hung up the Confederate flag on top of their door, and wait for customers. Many members have had to turn into cooks in what seems in a matter of days. Our sources tell us that the food isn't very good. The meats are raw, their drink machines don't work, and they also have lousy service, but that's not stopping them from getting money. One item on their menu, is called "food poison", which consists of under cooked food that is guaranteed to give anyone food poison. The health inspectors don't dare to shut down their restaurants, because they're afraid that the KKK will plot mass destruction. 

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