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January 6, 2016 Paul

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Today, Google has announced that they are partnering with Samsung to donate millions of dollars to a small Middle Eastern company to create a real Jurassic Park. The site of the future park is on an island that not a lot of people know of, which is a great site to create the dinosaurs. We do not have a link to the businesses website, but our sources tell us that they already have priced entry tickets, as well as the age limit. The age limit is 18-50, and the ticket prices are $1,666 per person. It's an outrageous price, and not to mention people under 18 can't go. The business says it's due to insurance reasons, and they have a poster that says they aren't responsible for any death, injury, or fractured bones, torn limbs, etc. They to, are sparing no expenses.

(pictured above) Isla Death, site of Jurassic park
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