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Donald Trump's new policies
February 25, 2016 Brice
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Today, Donald Trump has realized that he has pissed of many Americans, so he has changed his policies. We were able to interview with Trump. "America won't pay for my wall. I'll have several countries, like China and Indonesia pay for it." We asked why China and Indonesia. "Because Indonesia must be punished for bringing spirits back from the dead to vote for Hillary. I want China to pay for it, because they practically own us at this point." We asked him his views on the people who hate him. "While China and Indonesia are building my wall, I'll have Syria build a small island in the middle of the ocean. We'll then deposit all of my haters onto that island for a big Hunger Games. The one who wins, can come back to America to recieve food stamps. We finally asked him on his views in regards to Bernie Sanders. "He's a clown. He doesn't understand politics like I do, so he will lose. It'll come down to me and Hillary, which I will win."
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