Former Vice President, Al Gore, has announced today that he is leaving behind the political life, along with dropping all claims of Global Warming, and is pursuing a different kind of career: mobster. We interviewed Al Gore about his decision to live a life of crime. He said, "I've always wanted to be part of the mafia, to have my own group of hinchmen, but my father wanted me to go into politics instead." Gore attended Harvard, and went into politics, like his dad wanted him to. "I had friends in college, who were able to get drugs, as well as weapons. It fascinated me, but I had to continue on with politics." Gore became the 45th Vice president under Bill Clinton. "When Clinton was elected in 1993, the spot light, and media attention, was all on him, which allowed me to do some illegal stuff." Gore also mentioned his life goal now, is to become the next Al Capone. "Me naming myself Al Capone isn't an option at this point, since that was also his name. I decided to nickname myself as the Godfather Arnold Capone. I looked up on Google that, if you wanted to do illegal activity, that you must create an alias, instead of using your real name." Gore also told us that his plan is to be not only the Godfather, but a drug lord. "I don't like the taste of drugs, such as meth, cocaine and others. I started to hallucinate, so I stopped taking them, and decided to sell them." Gore is up to four followers, and is still wanting to recruit new people into his crimminal gang. "I want to recruit people from many different prisons, so if I'm ever caught, I can still be the king in whatever prison I go to."