End of world predicted?

Today, our new journalist, Ricky, had the opprotunity to interview a certain individual, who believes he has forseen the End. The individual (who we can't name, for his safety from the Muslims. He'll be refered to as Bill) ran through the streets of NewYork city, shouting at little kids, old people, and anyone else who would listen. Our journalist caught up with this deranged lunatic in the park, and asked him for an interview. This is the dialogue that took place (nothing has been edited):

"Hello, sir. Would you care to take time out of your day for an interview?"

"No, I have to warn my people of the End. Jesus told me to do so." "Jesus told you to warn your people? Who are your people?" Ricky asked. "He said everyone must know the truth. The Government doesn't want you to know!" "What does the Government not want us to know?" asked Ricky. "The End! The End is neigh!" Shouted Bill, who began to run around a little 5 year old, who ended up crying. "Sir, how did you get this information?" "Jesus told me in a dream! Yes he did, I was at a bar when he told me!" "Ok, sir. Tell me about your dream you had." "Well, It all started when I was in a bar. I had a little too much to drink..." "How much is a little?" "20 bottles of Vodka. Anyways, back to my dream. As I was drinking, I saw Jesus playing pool." "Was he good at it?" "Yes he was" Bill claimed. "I staggered over to him. I tripped over broken bottles, bar stools, the waitress, all the bodies, and air. When I got to him, he said 'Warn my people of the date November 8, 2016'". "November 8? Does that date have any meaning?" asked Ricky. "Hell no it don't, I'm just suppose to shout it out loud" (After that, cops had been called due to the disturbance he was creating. Ricky fled back to HQ and Bill was arrested after the cops ran after him)

When Ricky informed us of what had happened, our political scientist, Brice, explained to us that the date November 8, is the day we elect a new president. Could this have something to do with Aliens, or Hillary Clinton?

#end #2016 #Aliens #drunk