No more weekends?

Earlier today, our political scientist, Brice, was unfortunate enough to interview Democratic presidential front runner, Hillary Clinton. We thought this idea was crazy enough, back in 2013. As the interview proceded, she told Brice that if she becomes president, she will get rid of Saturday and Sunday. Brice asked her why, and she had this to say:

"It's simple, if you were smart like me. Americans have had the weekends for hundreds of years. They took those two days to get chores around the house done, to relax, and to go to church. I don't like church, and I believe that the only way the economy improves, is if we work nonstop, with no weekends. Everyone must work Monday through Friday." When she said that, Brice asked her if she was also going to have no weekends, and she said this: "Of course not, I'm a politician. Laws don't apply to me."

My fellow Americans, and our loyal fans, don't let this happen. When you get the opprotunity to vote, vote against Hillary Clinton if you want to keep your weekends!"