Man buys Fiat with stolen money

A small town, S.N.J.P, Pennsylvania, witnessed a high stakes bank robbery, today. A man, named Phillip Newmantownson, walked into a small branch bank and stole a little more then $100,000. After he robbed the bank, he walked to the police station. He turned himself in, and used the money to pay for his bail. Afterwards, he had leftovers, and pondered on what he should spend his money on. After days of thinking, he realized what he would buy: a brand new Fiat500. Our leading journalist, Brandon, had the opprotunity to interview this criminal. Here is what was said:

"So was this your first bank job?" asked Brandon. "Well, actually it was." Phillip said. "What made you rob the bank?" "Well, it's simple, you see. I was living paycheck to paycheck, and I didn't have enough money to spend on fancy items. The extra money I had recieved, I lost it all in a casino in Mississippi. When I relaized the mafia was after me, from not being able to pay my debts, I decided to rob the bank." "You robbed the bank by yourself? How did you manage to pull it off?" "Well, I worked at the bank. My boss was a douche and never paid me the $15 an hour that I diserved. I knew the combination to get into the vault, and I did it after late hours." "So you mentioned the mafia was after you. What happened with them?" "Well, they burned down the bank that I worked at. They thought I was dead in the fire, so they've moved on. I'm going to start a new life"

There you have it, our fans. With this interview, I hope you all don't think about robbing and banks, because you will get caught. If you get the urge to rob a bank, call this number: 911.

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