Democratic senator, Bernie Sanders, has made many enemies with his political policies. Among them, is the infamous American Mafia Association. Many people don't know about this association, because they like to keep a low profile. The AMA has called for a price on Sander's head. They believe he wants to destroy America with his policies, like 15/hr, free college for everyone, and other ideas. The AMA is displeased because they don't want him to destroy the cities where their HQ is located at, which means if their city is destroied, then they can't mug people anymore. The association is calling on other mafia associations, such as the England Mafia Association, to help them "silence" Bernie. We at MinutelyWorldNews want our fans to stay safe while the mafia hunts Sanders, so we are graciously going to put some tips to survive.

 

1. Do not talk about Sanders via text, email, or social media. The mafia can now hack people's computers and smart phones.

2. When you go to vote, do not vote for Sanders. The mafia will probably be searching for people who "feel the bern"

3. Do not go to a Sanders political rally, because the mafia will target those events first.

4. Arm yourself with rifles that Obama is wanting to ban, so you can protect yourself.

 

If you follow these four steps, there's a 80% chance that you will survive.