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New York's most wanted

November 26, 2014    Brandon

The NYPD today announced that there is a man named Dennis Toffice who is currently on the run.  Authorities say that he was wanted for several reasons, and those reasons are:

 

- He's taken too many selfies

- His Samsung Note 4 makes him dangerous

- No one's safe from his camera

 

And those are just a few reasons. Citizens are advised to stay indoors until this criminal is aprehended. If you have to be on the streets, the NYPD has some helpful tips to avoid being on camera

 

- Take all the dark allyways you know

- Don't look at people face-to-face

- Run 

 

If you follow these 3 easy tips provided by the NYPD, then you'll be safe from this guy. Also, if you have any information on his location, or anything about him, call 911 as soon as possible. Don't wait and let someone else become a victim. 

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