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THE WORLD'S SECOND RELIABLE
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New York's most wanted
November 26, 2014 Brandon

The NYPD today announced that there is a man named Dennis Toffice who is currently on the run. Authorities say that he was wanted for several reasons, and those reasons are:
- He's taken too many selfies
- His Samsung Note 4 makes him dangerous
- No one's safe from his camera
And those are just a few reasons. Citizens are advised to stay indoors until this criminal is aprehended. If you have to be on the streets, the NYPD has some helpful tips to avoid being on camera
- Take all the dark allyways you know
- Don't look at people face-to-face
- Run
If you follow these 3 easy tips provided by the NYPD, then you'll be safe from this guy. Also, if you have any information on his location, or anything about him, call 911 as soon as possible. Don't wait and let someone else become a victim.
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