Step into the life of North Korea leader, Kim Jong Un. Our leading journalist, Brandon, had to opprotunity to fly to North Korea, and conduct an interview with Kim, (If you've seen the movie, The Interview, that's not how this interview went down) on his daily life, and what it's like to rule a country inherited by his father. Here's what was said (Brandon had to use Google translate on his phone during the interview, so some of the words might not seem right): 

 

"So, Kim Jong Un, how are you today?" asked Brandon. "I been fine, I been fine." "That's good, so a lot of people want to know: what is your daily life like?" "Well, I get up at morning, and go for a walk, and smell the roses as I see my people work. After that walk, I go and eat breakfast. After I had breakfast, I watch over my science project on all the nuclear missles that I have in my possession-" "So your country has nuclear weapons in your arsinel?" "Yes. We might be the size of one of your states, but we have enough nuclear firepower." "Alright, so what is it that you do after you watch over your science program?" "I eat lunch." "Ok. What about after that?" "I then check on my peasents working, and yell at them to work faster. I then drive my tank around, listening to 'Firework'." That's an odd choice of music while driving a tank-" "Don't insult me, or I'll have you executed!" "Uh, ok. Final question, that everyone wants to know: 'When will you stop being a cry baby and calm down?'" "WHAT!?" "Ok, that's all we have time for. Goodbye."

 

Brandon barley made it out of the country alive. After that interview, no one from MinutelyWorldNews is allowed into North Korea, or we will be executed.