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Happy 2nd, MWN!
November 16, 2015 Brandon
Today is a special day for us. It's MinutelyWorldNews' second birthday! It's that time again, to post our top 10 interviews of the year, and some from a few months ago. So hold on to your hats, and let's get this countdown started!
10. Founding fathers are live?
Coming in at #10. This interview was rather strange, due to him being well over 200 years old. In the interview, Dennis Toffice (Thomas Jefferson) told MWN that he, along with the other founding fathers, George Washington, Ben Franklin, etc, had found the actual Fountain of Youth. When asked about the shape of our country, he didn't shy from his reply. Check out the full interview, under "page 3" of our archives.
9. Obama head of ISIS?
At #9, we conducted an interview with Obama's grandmother, who states that he was born in Kenya. This is the last thing the U.S needs when dealing with terrorism around the world. You can also check out the full interview under "page 4" of our archives.
8. Social media hacked?
As we get to #8, this one was interesting. We found out that, North Korea is so advanced in technology, that they're able to hack random people's social media accounts. So if your cousin Jimmy tells you his Facebook account got hacked, it was the Koreans. If your mom tells you her instagram account was hacked, it was the Koreans. If your dad tells you his Snapchat account got hacked, that was the NSA. Read the full article, under "page 4" of our archives.
7. Man vs Shark
At #7, comes this. We didn't quite believe this one, till he, along with his camera crew, took us on a small vacation to Flordia to shoot some film. Along with the video of him wrestling a shark, we have the interview with this man, which is found under "page 4 " of our archives.
6. Paul Ryan sold his soul
Of course, Paul Ryan selling his soul is a better story then Man vs Shark. Coming in at #6, our journalist Brandon, interviewed Mitt Romney's VP, who claimed he sold his soul to the Prince of Darkness so Obama will be removed from office. It doesn't look like it worked, but anyways, it's under "page 5" of our archives. Go read it for yourself.
5. Satan takes a vacation
This was kind of a weird interview. Coming in at a solid #5, we interviewed Satan's secretary, Azazel, who told us that the Prince of Darkness is on vacation, so people can't sell their souls. Quickly after the interview, we had an exorcism performed so we would be safe. Read the interview, under "page 5" of the archives.
4. Hobos learn Karate
At #4, our journalist, Ricky interviewed many hobos, which claim they must avenge their families, by learning karate to kill ninjas. Apparently they haven't seen the Ninja movies, that show they bend the laws of physics cause Hollywood said so. Only a few of Ricky's interviews are up on our website, because ninjas stole some of them, so I guess we need money for karate lessons. Read more under "page 5" of our archives, before the ninjas take them.
3. Money is the root of all evil?
This interview is the reason why we have health insurance. Poor people claim money is the root of all evil, and so do pastors. Rich people claim that no money is the roof of all evil. We don't know who's side to take, so we interviewed Joel Osteen and Anton Szandor LaVey. Read this extremely weird interview under "page 5" of our archives. (Reader discrection is advised)
2. Evil Santa Claus?
This article isn't as obsurd as you'd think. The NYPD informed us of a man who is dressed up as Santa Claus, and muggs kids for their candy and toys, and also mugged adults for their wallets and car keys. Read about it under "page 6" of our archives.
1. Lucifer's child is born?
Here we are. Coming at #1, our journalist Brandon, interviewed a woman from Waco, Texas, who claims she recently had a child, who is the spawn of Satan, literally. Read this insane interview under "page 2" of our archives.
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