Today, Japan celebrates a hard earned victory, as the United Nations voted them the most polluted country in the world. The Enviromental Protection Agency (EPA!) even commented on the situation. Head of the EPA, Russ Cargel, said that "The US never had a chance against Japan on the competition. Japan is too populated, and they don't have enviromental regulations as we do over here." We, at MinutelyWorldNews, don't understand why a country wants to be voted the most polluted. The side affects of winning that reward is, 90% of Japanese civilians have to wear masks over their mouth so they can't breathe in the toxic chemicals that hover over the metropolis. The US might never come to that, as we're voted #50 on the "most polluted country" list. Keep breathing fresh air, our fans.