In a land closer than you think. A normal-looking field holds a new species named "Hobos". The land is built upon an old crack house which supplies the hobos with grass to consume. Our science team, lead by Paul, and accompanied by Austin (homotologist), Andrew (hobobotanist), Brady (Dr. Emo) and Austin (a guy they picked up from the streets) went to this land to conduct experiments on the new species. To blend in with their surroundings, they had to act retarded. Towards the end of the expedition, two of them, Austin (homotologist) and Andrew (hobobotanist) took some homeless embryos in a mtn.dew can, and were planning on creating their own retarded island, so they could become stupid, rich money makers. In the midst of it all, Austin was killed by one of the hobos. At the end of the expedition, a hobo stuffed the can with the embryos into his pants and walked away, never to be seen again.  The expedition was proved to be a success, although a few died. As the saying goes, "No sacrifice, no victory". We still have not been able to track down the hobo that stole the embryos. If you have any information on his location, please email us the location.