While I was walking around Anchorage yesterday, I tripped over a homeless guy who was sleeping. He woke up, and started cursing at me. The next day, I saw the same homeless guy, but with a new jacket. I decided to ask how he had recieved the new jacket. "After you tripped over me, I decided to go back to my cardboard home. As I slept, it felt uncomfortable. I lifted my cardboard, and I saw a gold bar. I was shocked." We asked him what did he do with it. "I did what any other person would do. I walked to the nearest pawn shop. They had this jacket, and I really liked it. It was $20, so I sold the gold bar for $20, so I could buy it." After that, he walked away in his new jacket.