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France bombs ISIS

November 14, 2015     Brice

After ISIS attacked French civilans, killing over 100, and injuring much more, The French government retaliated with bombing key buildings, crucial to the survival of ISIS. We were unable to get an interview with France's president, François Hollande. We will, however, keep our fans updated with the recent events in Europe. What our political scientist believes is, the French's goal is to wipe ISIS off the world. Many other countries have also declared war on ISIS, like Russia, and other countires. America, at this time, as not commented on if they will declare war on ISIS or not. Here are some steps on how to survive, just in case we go into a nuclear Fallout: 

 

1. Don't trust anyone, not even yourself

2. Stay in shelter

3. Buy some Twinkies, because that stuff lasts forever

4. Get canned food, but not a can opener: that could be radioactive

5. Convert your own water, don't buy bottles at the store

 

If you follow these 5 simple steps, then you will be prepared for anything that happens.

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