After hearing several rumors across my spiritual web, I decided to investigate claims of voter fraud against presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. Meetings conducted with the ghosts that I farm and milk put me on the path of a Ley line that ran straight from good ol' Cookeville, TN, all the way to some shanty town in Indonesia. Upon investigating several spiritual hotspots nearby, I was drawn to a collection of hovels where, much to my surprise, small children were working 12 hour shifts summoning the spirits of the deceased and setting them up with illegal voter licenses. I spoke to the foreman of this establishment, Ms. Po Ting Wao, and all she had to say on the subject of this obvious breach in child labor laws was "Siapa Anda dan bagaimana Anda masuk ke gubuk saya pekerja anak ilegal." Not knowing what this meant, I continued deeper into the mysterious compund. After walking past several miles of children gathered around blood sacrifices, I came to what appeared to be an effigy of Hillary herself cast entirely out of silver. I knelt and quickly said a prayer to the goddess for keeping my home safe from violence with her strict gun laws and opportunities presented by affirmative action. Behind the great 60 foot tall hillary statue were the holding pens for the spirits. from here they were being scooped up and packaged up into tiny little boxes and shipped to America to vote for Hillary. Strangely, after following a group of spirits for little over a month, after voting they seemed to settle in inner city areas and collect welfare. I plan to file a lawsuit against the Hillary administration later this year.