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Trump: Ban All Humans

December 11, 2015     Connor

The man. The myth. The legend. He will stop at nothing to make America great again, even at the cost of everyone in it. Trump, after running out of minorities to hate, has turned his attention to the human race as a whole. He says "America is for America, and if humans don't like it then they can go home." With a policy like this, crime rate in America is expected to reach 0 within a year. There will be 0 families on welfare as well as our overcrowded prisons being completely empty. This truly seems like the best course of action to preserve our American way of life

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