(Left: Joel Osteen. Right: Anton Szandor LaVey)

 

Many people say that money is the root of all evil, but is it really? We interviewed Joel Osteen, and Anton LaVey. Both hold high positions in their religions. We at MinutelyWorldNews don't know, because we're extremely poor, so we thought, who would know better, then a well known pastor, and the head of the Church of Satan. Please note that, what you're about to read, is very graphic :Reader Discrection is advised. 

 

"So, I don't know how we were able to do this, your two religions being on complete opposite ends of the spectrum, but here we are. Joel Osteen and Anton.....LaVey?" "Yes, that is correct." "Ok, now let's get this started. Joel, what are your views on money? Is it really the root of all evil?" "Well, I don't believe money is the root of all evil, I believe it's our intentions with money that is the root of all evil. As the bible mentions in Matthew 6:24,  No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money." "Good point. Now, Anton, what are your views on money?" "I like it. People like money. Greedy people love money." "Well, that's something most people already know-" "Don't get smart with me, child."